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A fine romance with no kisses.

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A fine romance, my friend, this is. They
think we're like a

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couple of hot tomatoes.

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But we're as cold as yesterday's mashed
potatoes.

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A fine romance with no wrestling.

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A fine romance.

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with no nestlings. We might as well play
bridge with our maiden arm.

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Love hasn't got a chance.

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This is a fine romance.

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He looked as though he'd had a piece of
very bad news.

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Suspected woodworm, perhaps.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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That's a relation, presumably.

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Oh, we've seen this one before.

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Have we?

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Well, maybe not.

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Maybe I'm getting ethnic mask blindness.

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Yes, I think that's what it is.

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They're all running into one big mask
and it's speaking to me. It's saying,

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Laura, what on earth are you doing here?

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Look, somewhere to go on a wet Sunday
afternoon, isn't it?

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Well, I know it's a bit dull.

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The trouble is we're not making
something out of it.

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It's a knack making something out of
nothing.

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And I haven't got it.

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You weren't looking for a contradiction,
were you? No. Good.

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Fred Astaire would know what to do.

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Why Fred Astaire?

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Well, I mean, he would, wouldn't he? I
mean, in his films, anyway, he always

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does.

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I mean, if he were here now, he'd...
He'd...

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Fine, do a whole routine around these
masts.

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What do you think he'd think?

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I love the looks of you. The lure of
you.

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I love to make a tour of you.

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The arms, the eyes, the mouth of you.
The east, west,

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north and the south.

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Are you laughing at me?

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Yes, I am.

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Well, at least you're laughing, but
there's no need to make a meal of it.

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People will look.

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They already are, Fred.

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I'm all hot now.

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You think we should, uh, skulk away?

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Well, you'll have to do a Gene Kelly.
It's still pouring outside.

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Oh, no.

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What? Turn you back. Turn you back.

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Ah! Too late.

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Hello again.

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Hello. Harry and Gene, we met at the
party last night.

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Hello. Yes, so we did.

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We were having an awfully interesting
discussion.

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An awfully interesting discussion about
death.

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Harry, thank you. Blasphemated by death.

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Yes, I can believe that.

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Hello.

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Hello. Join the party. I'm Harry, that's
Jean, and this is Laura.

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Well, I know it's Laura. I'm with her.

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Yes, of course, you were at the party,
too.

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And you would be... Fred at the chair.
He would be Fred at the chair.

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No, no, Mike.

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Right.

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You're not built like a dancer.

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No, I don't dance like a dancer either.

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I like you two.

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You're odd.

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We just popped in to get out of the
rain.

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What do you think of it all?

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I can tell you without looking. Yes, I
thought you might.

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You see, unless one thinks mask, one is
wasting one's time.

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After all, what is a mask?

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When you come right down to it, A mask
is really only something which covers

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face.

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Anyone want to challenge me on that?
Harry loves being challenged.

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How could anyone challenge a statement
as profound as that? All right, I'll

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you leeway.

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Think, think through the mask.

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What, now at the other side?

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Exactly. And remember, you're now inside
the mask. Now what have you got?

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A sweaty face.

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Fear? Heat.

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You see? She's challenging me.

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Well, I... I'm sorry, but I really think
we ought to go. I hope you enjoy it.

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Look here.

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What about coming round to my place this
evening?

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Nothing special?

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A plonk? People?

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Ideas? Yes.

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Well, yes.

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The smash -smashing. Great.

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That's where I live.

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Say, seven -ish?

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Yes, sir. Smash. Good.

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Come on, Jean.

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And do try not to agree with everything
I say.

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Shall we?

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But how?

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Oh, do come on.

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That's a good idea.

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You must tell me.

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All right.

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You're flat.

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It's all right.

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I know the difference between coming in
for a coffee and coming in for a coffee.

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And you and I are the difference.

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Oh, well.

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Put as romantically as that.

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I will give you a quick summary of the
Greek ethos.

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Do you think I should change for this
evening?

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Oh, I shouldn't think so.

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What was it? People, plonk and ideas?

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Well, you're people. If you take a
bottle of plonk and listen to his ideas,

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should be fine.

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Are you changing?

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Why should I? I'm not going.

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Not going? No.

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But I said we were.

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You said you were?

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Yes, but I was saying yes for both of
us.

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Then you're a little chauvinist piglet,
aren't you?

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You're not women's lib, are you? No.
Well, not unless it suits me.

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No, look, I wouldn't have gone anywhere.
I mean, if Harry's a sample of some of

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the ideas that will be floating about,
it'll be like standing in a room full of

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very soggy, wet rice pudding.

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Yeah, she's a bit boring.

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A bit?

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Well, very then, very boring.

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Then why say yes?

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Well, I always say yes before I change
my mind.

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Well, lose my nerve, actually.

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And, well, I mean, you never know, you
see. I mean, sometimes you might go

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somewhere and meet someone who's really
nice.

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You're already with somebody who is
extraordinarily nice. Yes,

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I know that.

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Well, are you going to come or what?

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No.

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Well, uh, I'm good.

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Fine.

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Uh, what, uh, what will you do?

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Wash up.

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Uh, no, no, I mean, uh, on your own this
evening. I mean, you will be on your

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own, won't you?

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Now, look, you just go off to your
party.

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Why, you're not going to work, are you?
Yes, that's right.

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I've got a 350 -page manuscript to
translate, and I'm going to work.

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But you'll be on your own. Look, will
you stop saying that?

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Yes, I'll be on my own. I just don't go
on about it.

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What are you doing?

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Well, you're crying.

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No, I'm not. One of my contact lenses
has slipped round.

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Oh.

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Can I help? No, you just go off to your
party.

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Well, I can't just go off and leave you
on your own with a contact lens that's

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slipped round. Why not?

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Well, it makes you look so vulnerable.

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Well, you should see me when one falls
out altogether. You'll probably burst

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into tears.

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Ah, there.

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Ah, got it.

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There. Now, off you can go. Now to your
party.

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Look, why don't you and I... go out and
have dinner together?

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Oh, no, I'm not being your good deed for
the week. Oh, I'm not a charity unit,

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you know.

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I've got nowhere to go either.

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What about the party?

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Oh, well, I'm going off that idea.

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You see, the longer the gap between
accepting the invitation and actually

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I'm more than likely to go off the whole
idea entirely.

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So if you went home to change before
taking me out to dinner...

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You probably wouldn't come back.

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Yeah, it's possible.

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Well, you'd better sit there while I go
and get ready, then, haven't you?

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You're going to come?

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Yes, please.

175
00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:02,440
Ah, that's great.

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00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:36,810
I'm looking to see if it's full.

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And is it full?

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I don't know. I can't see.

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The window's all steamed up.

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There's no good going by all the empty
tables, you know. They could all be

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reserved. I played it clever.

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00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:32,950
I asked.

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00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:47,470
I'm sorry about the charade through the
window.

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I just didn't want to make a fool of
myself by coming in and finding the

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full. Pardon, monsieur, mais je ne parle
pas l 'anglais.

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Je m 'excuse.

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Il faut excuser mon ami, monsieur, mais
il est complètement fou.

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00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,140
Oh, quelle dommage.

189
00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:06,510
Vraiment.

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00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,570
Fou? Fou?

191
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:08,950
That means crackers.

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00:12:08,951 --> 00:12:10,839
You've just turned him on to crackers.

193
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,399
Well, if you've been standing where he
was standing, looking at you through the

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window. Still.

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Bonsoir, monsieur.

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00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:16,879
Bonsoir, madame.

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00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,860
Would you like a drink before your meal?

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00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,830
Yes, yes, please.

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00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,360
Gin and tonic, please.

200
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,690
And for you, sir?

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00:12:23,691 --> 00:12:24,759
The same.

202
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,320
Good. With ice and lemon?

203
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,610
No, thank you.

204
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,800
Sorry. One with, one without.

205
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:31,510
Sorry, please.

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00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,820
One with and one without.

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00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:39,430
Sorry, I get used to ordering on my own.
No, no, no, it's all right.

208
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,900
Ah, I'll take that, thank you.

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00:12:42,431 --> 00:12:44,279
There you are.

210
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,080
Now then, what would you like to eat?

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00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,130
The wine list.

212
00:12:48,131 --> 00:12:53,779
Sorry, look, you don't have to impress
me, you know. Well, no, no, I'm not.

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That's the trouble.

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00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:57,829
When I really try to impress people,
then everything goes to pieces.

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00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:00,710
Two jeans, and Tony.

216
00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:03,110
Thank you, and if I could have the menu.

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00:13:04,810 --> 00:13:08,230
I like the way I've forced the menu out
of him.

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00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,140
Oh, cheers.

219
00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:12,200
Oh, cheers.

220
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I'm really glad that we're here.

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Are you?

222
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,850
Yes, yes, I am.

223
00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:52,160
You don't have to say that. No, no, no,
I know, I don't have to. I'm sorry,

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00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,350
we're not ready to...

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00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,620
fancy. Why are you winking?

226
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,770
Do you know something about the food
that I don't?

227
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,300
I've lost a contact lens.

228
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,800
Here? Well, it must be here. It was in a
minute ago.

229
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,240
Oh, well, where is it?

230
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,590
Why do people always ask that when
you've lost something?

231
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,650
What's going on?

232
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,520
I sometimes drop down your front.

233
00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:02,200
What do you think you're doing?

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00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,180
I'm looking for the contact lens.

235
00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:06,439
Well, I'll look there if it's all the
same to you.

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00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,270
But you can't see properly with only one
contact lens on.

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00:15:21,349 --> 00:15:25,079
wearing anything that would prevent it
from slipping all the way through.

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00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:27,670
What kind of a question is that?

239
00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,630
Oh, I'm just trying to help.

240
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:37,010
Look, if you, uh... If you wiggle about
a bit, I'll have a look on the floor.

241
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,000
still this size.

242
00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:57,730
How big is it? Oh, the size of a dinner
plate. What do you think?

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00:15:58,750 --> 00:15:59,890
That's a dark question.

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00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,630
Look, move over. I'm coming down.

245
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,210
She's full as well.

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00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,040
Waiter.

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00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,250
Is anything the matter?

248
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I've lost a lens.

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00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:12,150
A lens to what, madam?

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00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:13,520
To my eye.

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00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:14,760
Oh, I see.

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00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:19,950
Please allow me. No, no, no. Don't sit
there. You couldn't rope this area off.

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00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:26,009
I have customers to come past. No, no,
no, please, please, please. I have to

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come past. Look,

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I tell you what. You stay there and I'll
take the order. No, please, please.

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No, it's all right. Don't worry, I'll
explain everything.

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Oh, please, I'll find a talk. Thanks.

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Now then, can I take your order?

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What is this?

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Well, you see, my friend here has just
dropped a contact lens.

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On the floor. And we have reason to
believe it's in this area, so if nobody

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walks across it, nobody can step on it,
can they? No, no, I suppose not. They're

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devils to find. They sometimes drop
down. Have you looked in your bra?

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Yes, we've done that.

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Look, I'm terribly sorry about all this,
but if you're going to take our orders,

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don't you think you could get on with
it? Oh, yes, yes, I'm terribly sorry.

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Right, what's the soup of the day?

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I don't know.

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He wouldn't know, would he, Charles?

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What's the soup of the day?

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Help me find my lens or take the orders.
Well, I'm attempting to do the former

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by doing the latter.

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Here we are.

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Oh, thank you. What's the soup of the
day? Oh, asparagus.

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Asparagus. Asparagus.

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Oh, right, thank you. Two soups. Two
soups? Two soups. Two soups? Oh, look,

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is dark. We can't hear each other.

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Why don't you just shout your order
across?

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Well, why not? Should I tell everybody
what I'm going to have to eat? Well,

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look, does it really matter?

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No, we already know you're going to have
soup.

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Oh, perhaps it's right to come through,
sir, and order at the table.

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That's the only way I'm going to get a
meal, isn't it?

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Oh, no, no.

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Well, then, what do you expect me to do?
Pole vault into the restaurant?

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Well, perhaps you could slide along the
seat. Yes, yes, that's it. That's quite

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easy. Just pull on me.

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But whatever you do, don't put your feet
on the floor. Oh, really? Oh, come on,

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Charles. We never do anything exciting.

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Careful,

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careful. Yes.

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Now what? Well, if we could just pass
you over.

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Stand up on the seat.

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No.

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Are you going to show me to my table
now, or do I have to climb across

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everybody else? I'm very sorry, sir, if
you'd like to follow me.

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I hope you find it.

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Oh,

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look, this is getting out of hand.

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Shouldn't we give it up?

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Those lenses cost 80 quid. Keep looking.

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What's that?

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Where? There, glistening.

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That's it. Thank you very much for
coming, sir. Please,

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please, stay where you are. Don't move.

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Got it.

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Oh, thank you very much.

308
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:28,429
Oh, thank you. I wouldn't have dared do
any of that if you hadn't been here.

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Some men impress women by stopping
runaway horses. I find contact lenses.

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Ah, jolly good.

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We're just about ready to give you
our...

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All right, so we got flung out of a
restaurant.

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What's so awful about that?

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Because we intended to eat there.

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It wasn't my contact lens that slipped
on the floor, you know. You ought to

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glasses. I don't like wearing my
glasses. Well, that's vanity.

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I know what it is.

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You'd look far more attractive wearing
glasses than crawling around on the

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looking for a contact lens.

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I know men who like women crawling about
the floor.

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In restaurants?

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Well, no.

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There you are, then.

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Just you wear your glasses the next
time.

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What next time?

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Next time somebody takes you out to
dinner.

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Oh.

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Oh, well, next time you take somebody
out to dinner and you're asked to leave,

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try standing up for yourself.

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00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,919
You saw the size of that waiter. Well,
I'm not talking about fighting. I'm

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talking about... Well, about... Somebody
else.

332
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No, thanks.

333
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,070
You certainly know how to entertain a
bloke.

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What do you expect, stripped teeth?

335
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I wouldn't mind.

336
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I've got to do it.

337
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I've got to go to Brussels tomorrow.

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Oh, holiday?

339
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,370
No, work.

340
00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:09,610
It's a conference. A friend of mine's
got me in as an interpreter.

341
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Will you be away long?

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About a week.

343
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,080
Hmm, yes, well, I...

344
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Couldn't have seen you anyway because
I'm going to be rather busy myself this

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week.

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00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:26,800
Well,

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if you're not going to do that
striptease... Perhaps all the time.

348
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I'll phone you.

349
00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:44,150
Well, I'll phone you too.

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Keep up the dancing.

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And watch the contact lenses.

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We don't even know how to say goodbye.

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end to a perfect day.

354
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Don't worry, I'll see myself out.

355
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Goodbye, Laura.

356
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Goodbye, Mike.

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A fine romance with no finches. They'd
think we're like a couple of popped

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tomatoes.

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00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:18,170
But we're as cold as yesterday's mashed
potato.

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A fine romance with no wrestling.

361
00:24:25,490 --> 00:24:31,969
A fine romance with no nestling. We two
are just as

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prickly as cactus blunts.

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Love hasn't got a charm.

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This is a fine romance.

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